1. Raise your hand if you care even a little bit about the Lakers chances of winning the NBA Championship. Now look around. I’m betting you’re all alone out there.
2. Raise your hand if you know who won American Idol last night. Now, with your hand raised, repeat after me: “I (insert your name here) promise to buy every album from this artist (insert his or her name here 'cuz I have no freaking idea - nor do I care - who won) for the rest of my life as penance for having watched this show for another full season. So help me dawg.”
3. Raise your hand if you love the rain.
I thought so . . .