1. Favorite Quote From Last Weekend #1: “One of the softest goals you’ll ever see at this level.” Martin Tyler, ESPN commentator, just after the U.S. scored on England on Saturday.
2. Favorite Quote From Last Weekend #2: “Glad I bought stock in vuvuzelas last week. I just made a million dollars.” Eric Stangel, writer for David Letterman
3. Favorite Quote From Last Weekend #3: “Jimmy Dean, dead at 81. Jimmy Dean customers, dead at 58.” Alex Baze as retweeted by Seth Meyers.