The only thing that makes me angrier than the traitorous bastards of Haliburton and KBR who have been stealing billions of dollars for themselves instead of providing the goods and services our troops in Iraq and Afghanistan so desperately need, is the fact that NO ONE CARES ENOUGH TO STOP THEM! And it's not like we didn't know they were gonna do it, cuz they've done it before. And once we discovered their true intentions, what did we do to stop them? The only sensible thing! We just keep giving them more money!
But the lives of a few thousand soldiers and tens of thousands of Iraqis is a small price to pay so that fat, rich, white guys can continue to get fatter, richer and whiter.
There, I feel better. Actually, no I don't.