Thursday, April 29, 2010

Speak English America!

Bigots demand that everyone living in America speak English. If it's really that important then I think we should demand everyone living in America speak PROPER English.

No more "Old Timer's" when you meant "Alzheimer's." No more "jewlery" when you meant "jewelry." No more "nucular" when you meant "nuclear." Plus you gotta know the difference between "there," "their" and "they're." And for Pete's sake, the name of your club is "Ku Klux Klan" NOT "Klu Klux Klan!"

If you can speak and write English properly, you can stay. If not, you get deported to a non-English speaking country where you can see if another language will be easier for you.

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