I believe Jesus will return someday but I have no idea when that will happen. And while I think the Bible provides us with lots of clues about what His return will look like, I don't believe that Tim LaHaye, Hal Lindsey or other premillennialists are on the right track. Especially about things like the Rapture (an idea that has been around for less than 200 years and is based on crummy hermaneutics and eschatology). Which brings us to the Post-Rapture Post - The Postal Service of the Saved." I don't want to spoil it for you but this is a service every pre-tribber should make use of, as it will give you an opportunity to provide the ultimate "I Told You So."
via Articles of Reason (an atheist blog)