1. If I knew the Lakers would lose tonight, I might actually watch Game 7.
2. If I knew BP CEO Tony Hayward would actually give an honest answer to questions about his company’s handling of the Gulf oil spill, I might actually watch the congressional hearing.
3. If I knew the Vatican would call The Blues Brothers a "Catholic classic" and that “it should be recommended viewing for Catholics everywhere” I might actually watch it. Oh wait, I have watched it. Several times. I guess, then, well, I might actually become a Catholic.