On the planet where I come from, it is sometimes fun to think about weird stuff like:
If I could be any cartoon character, living or dead, who would it be?
If Barbara Walters interviewed me, what kind of tree would I want to be?
A man walks into a bank to cash his check. By mistake the teller gives him his dollar amount in change, and his change amount in dollars. On the way home he spends a nickel, and now notices he has 2 times the amount of his check. How much was the check?
If I was cast in The Real World – Cancun next season, how long would it take before I was thrown off for exceeding both the maximum age and maximum weight limits (within five minutes)?
But those will have to wait for another time because I have four other fantasy questions to think about today!
Real People I Would Love To Trade Places With For At Least One Day
Barack Obama - POTUS
David Letterman - Host, The Late Show
Peter – Fisherman, Apostle, Troublemaker
Brian Williams - Anchor, NBC News
Dhani Jones - Linebacker, Cincinnati Bengals and host of Dhani Tackles The Globe
Anthony Bourdain - Chef, Author and host of No Reservations
Jacoby Ellsbury - Outfielder, Boston Red Sox (Especially on the day he stole home)
Eric Clapton / Ben Harper / John Butler / John Mayer (Or most any other great guitarist)
Erin Andrews - Reporter, ESPN (Okay, maybe not Erin exactly but her producer or body guard – anyone who gets to regularly hang out with my former, future ex-wife.)
Fictional Characters I Would Love To Trade Places With For At Least One Day
Bond, James Bond - Spy, British Secret Service
Han Solo - Mercenary, Smuggler, Pirate and Owner, Millennium Falcon
Gus McCrae - Cowboy, Entrepreneur, Philosopher, Former Texas Ranger in Lonesome Dove
John Rebus – Detective Inspector, Edinburgh Scotland Police in Ian Rankin Novels
Atticus Finch - Attorney, Father in To Kill A Mockingbird
Biff – Friend of Jesus in Lamb: The Gospel According To Biff, Christ’s Childhood Pal
Frodo Baggins - Ringbearer, world traveler
Bruce Wayne – Billionaire Industrialist, Batman
John Locke - Leader, LOST
Real People I Would NOT Trade Places With For Even One Day
Bernie Maddow - Scam artist, total lowlife, prison boyfriend
Michael Phelps - Eight Time Olympic Gold Medalist, scrutinized by everyone for everything he has ever done
Dick Cheney – Self-proclaimed enhanced interrogation expert, unconvicted felon
Rush Limbaugh - Pompous windbag
George Steinbrenner - Tax cheat, corporate socialist and owner, New York Yankees)
Al Davis - Owner / Meddler, Oakland Raiders
Fictional Characters I Would NOT Trade Places With For Even One Day Jar Jar Binks - Gungan, Galactic Senator, wacky linguist
Gollum - Ring thief, ring loser, hard swallower
Dexter – Forensic Blood Spatter Specialist with Miami Police Department, serial killer
Spencer Pratt - Fictional boyfriend / husband of Heidi Montag, The Hills
Benjamin Linus - Former leader, LOST
Moby Dick – whale, Moby Dick
I noticed you didn't list Benny Hinn in your list of "Real People I Would NOT Trade Places With For Even One Day".....Now THAT makes me wonder. Do you secretly wanna BE him????? Hmmmmmmm.....
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