Jesus Bandages. No Really . . .

From the ad: "Ouch! That smarts! Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of a designer bandage. And if a fancy bandage isn't enough to dry up your tears, how about a FREE TOY! Each 3-3/4" tall metal pocket tin contains fifteen 3" x 1" adhesive bandages and a small plastic trinket to help make even the ouchiest owies feel all better in no time."

God Hates Shrimp!

After the abomination of homosexuality is finally snuffed out, I believe Christians everywhere should turn their attention to a sin that is even more heinous in the eyes of God: SHRIMP! Check out the proof on the God Hates Shrimp web site. Or, better yet - go straight to the source:

Leviticus 11:9-12:
"Among the creatures that live in the water of the seas and streams, you may eat any that have fins and scales. But anything that doesn't have fins and scales, whether in seas or streams, whether small creatures in the shallows or huge creatures in the deeps, you are to detest. Yes, detest them. Don't eat their meat; detest their carcasses. Anything living in the water that doesn't have fins and scales is detestable to you."

Deuteronomy 14:9-10:
"This is what you may eat from the water: anything that has fins and scales. But if it doesn't have fins or scales, you may not eat it. It's ritually unclean."

Both Of 'Em Give Me The Willies!

Taylor Hicks. Benny Hinn. Separated at birth? You decide . . .

Via the fine folks at the Wittenburg Door.

God is a DJ

Predestination? Maybe. Maybe not.

Another Sign of the Apocalypse

"Imagine serving heavenly hotcakes at the next church breakfast!" "Worship at every meal with the JesusPan."

Proof That Prayer Works!

Woman Hit By Lightning While Praying

As If Tim LaHaye Didn't Have Enough Money

Now this . . . The Purpose Driven Life Takers .

Lying Sack of Pat

Pat Robertson says he leg-pressed 2,000 pounds. Yeah, right. I'd pay a dollar to be there when he get's to heaven and has to answer for all his dumbass lies.

Laura VanRyn and Whitney Cerak

Mistaken Identity!

This is a story that is too hard to believe. You may remember hearing about the crash that killed four Taylor University students, and a university employee, a month or so ago. Yesterday it was announced (5 weeks after the crash, mind you) that a girl who had previously been identified as a fatality in the crash was, in fact, alive. As this article in the Indianapolis Star states, "the coroner's office said one of the Taylor University students killed in the crash was Whitney E. Cerak, a Taylor University student from Gaylord, Mich., when in fact it was Laura J. VanRyn, of Caledonia, Mich." As you can imagine, one family's overwhelming joy in discovering their daughter was alive - even though they had already held a memorial service for her a few weeks ago - was overshadowed by another's overwhelming grief in finding out there daughter was not alive and recovering in the hospital but had been killed in the crash.

If you want to read some of the thoughts of each of the families, check out the blog that Laura VanRyn's family put together - and that now includes posts from Whitney Cerak's family.