Crouching Crouch, Hidden Weasel

I hate his mom's hair. I hate his dad's lies. I hate how he gets to pretend that he's successful while spending other people's money. But mostly I hate how well meaning people stupidly send these people money thinking that it will help bring souls to Jesus when really it's only used to help a family of con artists live an outrageously extravagant lifestyle. I've said it before and I'll say it again: If the Crouch's are in heaven when I get there, I don't wanna go.