After the abomination of homosexuality is finally snuffed out, I believe Christians everywhere should turn their attention to a sin that is even more heinous in the eyes of God: SHRIMP! Check out the proof on the God Hates Shrimp web site. Or, better yet - go straight to the source:
Leviticus 11:9-12:
"Among the creatures that live in the water of the seas and streams, you may eat any that have fins and scales. But anything that doesn't have fins and scales, whether in seas or streams, whether small creatures in the shallows or huge creatures in the deeps, you are to detest. Yes, detest them. Don't eat their meat; detest their carcasses. Anything living in the water that doesn't have fins and scales is detestable to you."
Deuteronomy 14:9-10:
"This is what you may eat from the water: anything that has fins and scales. But if it doesn't have fins or scales, you may not eat it. It's ritually unclean."
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