Three Things . . .

1. Attention feral cats of Israel: More of you should move to the Galilee region. Plenty of fish and lizards to supplement your already stellar garbage can diet.

2. My first chance to create an international incident came today when, against my better judgment, I danced the Hava Nagila. Luckily no one lost an eye and weirdly, I remembered all the words to the song that I learned in Miss Baker's 8th grade music class.

3. Food courts in Israeli malls are seriously lacking in variety. Where is an Sbarro or Panda Express when you need one?