Any time you hear a phrase like "a consortium of Christian groups, led by the television evangelist Pat Robertson" you should be very concerned. But when you hear that what he wants to do is "build a biblical theme park by the Sea of Galilee" you should probably take something to control your panic.
If you're like me (and I know you're glad you're not) and have been fortunate enough to visit Israel, you may have come away feeling like you'd barely scratched the surface of amazing historical and spiritual sights. The last, frickin' thing the Holy Land needs is for Satan's Greatest Asset In The Fight Against Winning Souls For God (and by that I mean Pat Robertson) coming in and screwing things up with a freakin' theme park!
Stop what you're doing - right now - and pray that Hugo Chavez will be able to stop him . . .
And if you want to know more (and have a strong stomach), check out this story from the Guardian titled, Plans for Holy Land theme park on Galilee shore where Jesus fed the 5,000.