Thursday, November 17, 2005

Bird Flu Symptoms

As a public service to our readers we are providing the following list of symptoms of bird flu, as identified by the Center for Disease Control. If you experience any of the following, please seek medical treatment immediately:

1. High fever

2. Congestion

3. Nausea

4. Fatigue

5. Aching in the joints

6. An irresistible urge to crap on someone's windshield

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